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The funniest thing in the bible? Man boobs.

The bible has a lot of hilarious verses. But there’s one in particular that will make you laugh so hard you blow your early morning vodka tonic out of your nose. The verse appears in Job 21:24 and, in some … Continue reading

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According to the bible, don’t read the bible

Most of us can only recount five or six stories from the bible. Why? Because many of us have not read the bible. Why? Because it’s incredibly boring. For example, check out Genesis 10:1-32, which is a tedious list of people … Continue reading

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Bible Contradictions #10: Where is the devil?

Where is the “devil”? The bible’s not certain. 2 Peter 2:4 and Jude 1:6 both clearly state that the devil and his angels have been thrown into darkness, where they shall remain in chains until judgement day. Job 1:7, Job 2:2, and 1 … Continue reading

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