Category Archives: Satire

Stop with the Easter Jesus Zombie Jokes: Jesus Was Obviously a Werewolf

Posted on April 2, 2015 by Rayan Zehn

Easter is coming up, and with it our social media accounts will be flooded with generic “Jesus was a zombie” jokes. The first thousand times you see them, they might garner a mild chuckle, but after that they drift into … Continue reading →

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It’s time to take the “X” out of Xmas

Posted on December 2, 2014 by Rayan Zehn

Warning: Satire. It’s been a long, unproductive day. I figured I’d continue in my unproductiveness and make this post. For what feels like centuries Christians have been trying to put “Christ” back into Christmas, whatever the hell that even means. … Continue reading →

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Gearing up for war on Xmas: New weapon ensures victory

Posted on November 13, 2014 by Rayan Zehn

Because the War on Xmas is a very real war with bloodshed and civilian casualties on both sides, I’m beginning to feel that the only way for the Atheist Army to defeat the Christian God Warriors is to use disproportionately violent … Continue reading →

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Capitalizing “He” makes a mockery of the english language (or Two can play At that game)

Posted on September 25, 2014 by Rayan Zehn

When reading through blogs or Internet article comments, I must admit that I cringe every time I see religious people capitalize “He,” “Him,” or “His,” etc. to refer to god. It’s one thing to capitalize the “G” in god, even … Continue reading →

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