Tag Archives: War on Christmas

It’s time to take the “X” out of Xmas

Posted on December 2, 2014 by Rayan Zehn

Warning: Satire. It’s been a long, unproductive day. I figured I’d continue in my unproductiveness and make this post. For what feels like centuries Christians have been trying to put “Christ” back into Christmas, whatever the hell that even means. … Continue reading →

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Gearing up for war on Xmas: New weapon ensures victory

Posted on November 13, 2014 by Rayan Zehn

Because the War on Xmas is a very real war with bloodshed and civilian casualties on both sides, I’m beginning to feel that the only way for the Atheist Army to defeat the Christian God Warriors is to use disproportionately violent … Continue reading →

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Counting down the final days in the 2013 War on Christmas, victory seems unlikely

Posted on December 18, 2013 by Rayan Zehn

Atheist Warriors in America, it is with a saddened heart that I officially acknowledge our defeat in the 2013 annual War on Christmas. This might be a little early, considering that Xmas is still a week away, and we definitely … Continue reading →

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New atheism’s new tool in the ‘War on Christmas’

Posted on December 11, 2013 by Rayan Zehn

A tongue-in-cheek Youtube video is making the rounds on the Internet, poking fun at the alleged ‘War on Christmas’ that we hear about each December. The video takes a satyrical look at those claiming that the war is real and … Continue reading →

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