Burn ISIS Flag Challenge (Part 2)

Yesterday’s burning of the ISIS flag was in solidarity with the people of Lebanon, who are threatened with arrest if they burn the actual ISIS flag (they can only burn flags with no religious words). I used a variation of the ISIS flag yesterday. Today I burned the actual ISIS flag. I hope others will post videos of them burning the ISIS flag. ISIS is probably the worst Islamist organization we have ever known.

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Burn ISIS flag challenge!!

Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like. There’s a protest against ISIS Monday, 1 September 2014 at 6:00 PM in Beirut. Bring your ISIS flag to burn it. If you don’t live in Lebanon, print one up yourself and burn it. For more information, click the video.

Fuck Isis. Fuck its flag. And fuck Islam.

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An immeasurably tall order: The absurdity of belief

I’ve never believed in divine beings. I’ve been an atheist since the day I was born. Acceptance of supernatural beings or events has never developed in my head. I was negligibly instructed in religious thought as a child, but mostly I was left to my own devices. The few times people tried to sell me stories about Christ or Noah or Adam and Eve, I immediately rejected them in the same way I rejected the notion that Fraggle Rock accurately reflected reality. There was no basis in reality with which to form belief. That is, I thought to myself, well those are interesting stories.

To me they were all stories. When I was a child I honestly believed that no one believed in bible stories. I honestly believed everyone knew these stories were just as fictitious as Rainbow Bright zipping around a fantasy universe on Starlight. I thought people repeated bible stories for fun. I had absolutely no idea that for the majority of people the opposite was true. At that young age I couldn’t comprehend that people in the world could, on one hand, reject the existence of Skeletor while, on the other hand, accepting the existence of Satan. I remember cognitive dissonance getting the better of me when I found out my best childhood friend honestly believed in these stories. You’re just putting me on, Nick, right?!

It took me a while to fully accept that my family and friends believed that the bible was true.

To be honest, even to this day I have a difficult time accepting that so many people believe in god. The idea — to me — is so irrational that I generally don’t assume a person is religious when I first meet them. This is a very difficult cognitive failure to overcome. Then again, not making assumptions about a person is a good thing. Anyway, the point is that I still find it baffling that people believe bible/torah/quran/etc. stories. Despite my training, this is one thing that I just cannot wrap my mind around.

Many people will point out indoctrination, wishful thinking, and fear as motivators for believing, but I’m not entirely sure. Believing seems antithetical to standard logic. We can be indoctrinated ad nauseum, but aside from some temporary Stockholm Syndrome, I can’t accept that we’d maintain these beliefs without evidence and in spite of evidence to the contrary. Wishful thinking is nice and all, but just because I want to believe my cat will live forever, I accept the fact that he will die (probably before I do). And fear is the least likely motivator (then again, I haven’t read the latest research on the phenomenon of belief; it’s not really on my academic radar). Especially in the West, our existential security is so high that we have little to fear. We no longer need religion to conquer our fears.

Maybe the answer is something hardwired into our genetic makeup that I either didn’t receive or sufficiently overcame. I honestly don’t know. It could be anything at this point. Someday I’ll probably getting around to a literature review.

I hope this post is sufficient to say, “I will never believe in god or any supernatural explanation for natural phenomena.” I wrote this post because I hope people will understand that trying to convince me that Christianity (or any religion) reflects reality is precisely as likely as convincing me that the movie Willow accurately reflects reality. If you want to speak to me about religion, I’m fine with that. But evangelizing me is a very, very, immeasurably tall order. Don’t waste your time trying it.

 

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The ISIS flag: A menstrual pad, a toilet

I love Aliaa Magda Elmahdy. She is to Islam what Pussy Riot is to Putin. An Egyptian atheist activist whose major point of contention rests on Islam and its abysmally gendered track record, Elmahdy has captured my heart by removing her clothes. Her antics have ranged from merely posing nude to — in her latest accusation against Islam — menstruating on the ISIS flag.

This week Elmahdy posted an image of herself clad only in shoes, her legs spread and her menstrual blood dripping on the ISIS flag, flanked by an unidentified woman who is defecating on the same flag. Between them the letters “ISIS” are written on their skin.

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(An even more NSFW image is located over at Breitbart, but it’s still censored).

I love it.

This is where I wholeheartedly disagree with the liberal PC approach. I disagree with the idea that we should be respectful to Islam. It deserves our contempt when it’s used to justify terror. While this image is shocking, it’s an understandable response to Islam (the ISIS flag is emblazoned with the Shahada) and ISIS (which might be the most dangerous Islamist group to ever exist). And — in my opinion — if you are so offended by this image that you are willing to issue death threats against Elmahdy, then you deserve to be offended.

While Elmahdy’s action is largely and relatively inconsequential, it’s a perfect protest against a group that wishes to restore the Caliphate and limit her freedom to menstruate on flags. And if she has to step on the toes of Muslims to stage her protest, so be it. The freedoms of speech and expression are too sacrosanct to care about your feelings.

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Bible Contradictions #53: Who was Kish’s father?

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There are a few people named Kish in the bible, but for the purpose of this post I will be referring only to Kish, the father of Saul.

The bible is filled with genealogies, even though the bible explicitly forbids reading genealogies. It should come as no surprise, then, that every once in a while the bible mixes up paternity test results. This appears to be the case with Kish. Who is his father?

In 1 Samuel 9:1 we discover that Kish came from Abiel’s seed.

Then we flip to 1 Chronicles 8:33 and find that Kish’s father is Ner.

Some have tried to explain this contradiction by claiming Ner is actually Kish’s brother, which is supported by 1 Chronicles 9:36. But this creates a new contradiction because 1 Chronicles 8:33 clearly states Ner is Kish’s father. So either we have a contradiction about who Kish’s father is, or we have a contradiction about who Ner is. Actually, the truth is we have both.

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My favorite religious teaching: Feeding your animals in Jewish practice

Even “militant” atheists like me can acknowledge when religion gets something morally right. Despite our view that religion is dangerous and detrimental to the progress of our species and our planet, sometimes religion does something that makes my heart warm. This is a rare feat for religion to accomplish. I think we need to continuously remind ourselves that within the clutter of terror, bigotry, and ignorance espoused by religion, there are sometimes little pieces of moral greatness. (This is not to say that these are strictly the domain of religion).

When I was 18 I moved in with my Jewish Israeli girlfriend. (Another post on that in the future, I’m sure). While living in sin we adopted a cat. And when it came supper time she taught me an old Jewish tradition gleaned from the Talmud:

Rav Yehudah said in the name of Rav: It is forbidden to eat before feeding one’s animal, as it says, “I will give grass in thy fields for thy cattle, and then, thou shalt eat and be satisfied” (Deuteronomy 11).

This teaching, based on Deuteronomy, gets to the heart of the welfare of our companion animals (even though the bible is chock full of animal cruelty and sacrifice). It’s difficult to imagine, sometimes, that a religion known for its horrendous kosher laws can also provide us with a perfect form of animal welfare moralism that still stands to this day. 

It is indeed a mitzvah to make sure the animals in your care are taken care of, even if this means you go hungry for the night. I remember once during a rough semester as an undergrad living on ramen for an entire month just so I could afford to keep buying my cat his favorite (and expensive) wet cat food.

But Jewish teaching goes further. Judaism recognizes that animals feel physical and emotional pain. (I’ve met some Christians, like my grandfather, who claim animals are incapable of feeling pain, based on the teachings in Genesis). When it comes to feeding your animals, some Jewish leaders say you must give a portion of your meal to an animal who smells your food because it will ensure the animal does not feel hunger, although other Jewish sources suggest it is forbidden to feed animals food prepared for humans. Either way, sometimes it’s good to ignore kosher law and feed your dog what he wants.

These teachings about basic animal welfare are universal. While not the domain of Judaism or any religion alone, it’s nice to sometimes see religion going out of its way to show compassion towards animals whose survival and happiness depend on us. Keep this Jewish teaching in mind every time you come home from work famished and see your dog waiting for you by the door. Feed your animals first. Only then can you eat.

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Paradigms, dogma, and analytical eclecticism: A thought on religion versus science

This relatively long post reflects an idea I’ve been considering for a long time. It’s by no means fully fleshed, and I welcome commentary, criticism, or contribution to the discussion from thinkers from all sides. This post discusses three analytical approaches: analytical eclecticism, dogma, and paradigm. Further down in this post, I will be applying it to matters of the divine. I’m not making an argument. Rather I’m discussing observations I’ve made and how I think those observations might be explained.

First, I need to get some definitions out of the way. This post will discuss understanding and explanation. For the purpose of this writing, “understanding” is an approach similar to the approach historians use. Why did the Korean War begin? this approach might ask. It answers the question by analyzing every nuance and event that led to the outbreak of war. It might pull from several fields and philosophies. This is called analytical eclecticism. “Explanation,” on the other hand, is to build a generalized theoretical framework that not only discerns the outbreak of the Korean War but can also be applied to war generally. This is a paradigm.

Another example might be medical doctors. Doctors in the ER are concerned with understanding each individual trauma patient who passes through triage. This is an important approach. Generalizing in the ER can be dangerous because human lives are at stake. Medical doctors in research fields, on the other hand, are less concerned with understanding each patient. Rather, they seek to explain a general phenomenon or disease. They seek correlation.

So here we have this academic divide. Although science and academics are almost universally on the side of paradigms, there is a small set of academics who think it’s better to use analytical eclecticism. They might argue that understanding each individual event in politics, for example, is the only way to use academic research to provide guidance to the politicians who hired them in the first place. Politicians, it seems, have been for several decades turning away from theoretical approaches and towards highly detailed eclecticism that often betrays the tested and tried paradigmatic models of explanation.

There’s a third side too, completely divorced from both paradigms and analytical eclecticism. It’s called dogma.

Imagine a scenario where a politician has to behave the exact same way every time an event occurs, even a generalized event. Imagine a dogma — a law, if you will — that required the US Congress to authorize the use of nuclear weapons against any act of foreign aggression against the US. Under this model, the US would nuke China every time one of its ships rams a US Navy ship. This is a highly extreme example, and I’m only using it for illustrative purposes. Things like this don’t happen. Instead of dogma, politicians seek to understand every act of aggression against the US in order to make decisions regarding how to handle them.

My point is that dogma already has everything figured out (according to the individual dogma). It understands and explains everything. It leaves no room for shifting theories. It disallows analytical eclecticism. The bible (or even better, the ten commandments) is a perfect example of dogma. Of course, religious people are not as dogmatic as their bible. If they were, there would only be one Christian church. Instead, it appears religious people are more swayed by analytical eclecticism than dogma.

Most of us in academia use paradigms and build (or borrow) theoretical frameworks to explain phenomena. We generalize because explanation is more important than understanding. Seeking to understand a phenomenon uses no parsimonious theory, but rather employs complicated linkage systems of events that borders on the quantum. This is good and very useful to historians, but not for research. For example, we are not interested in understanding what caused each individual case of religious terror. Theories are not individual. If they were they would be only retroactive, with no ability to predict the future. Instead we seek the ability to explain why religious terrorism occurs. We seek correlation that can be applied to a wide range of action. Religious people are not against analysis. It appears they, on the other hand, in the practice of their religion, use an analytical eclecticism, parts taken from many philosophical approaches, to understand individual aspects of life and death. This form of analysis is not necessarily a bad thing. Even highly respected academics have proposed focusing less on paradigms and more on analytical eclecticism. (I’m not one of those).

I need to note right here — in order to avoid building a straw man — that many religious people, even in the practice of their religion, use paradigms. Not every religious person employs analytical eclecticism.

The fact that most Christians, for example, reject the idea that the bible is literal underscores the use of analytical eclecticism instead of dogma. Where the bible is not literal, some Christians look to philosophers, clergy, authors, and maybe even scientists to understand a phenomenon. In this case they’ve utilized several sources (the bible included) to understand, for example, the creation of the universe. Even Christians who accept “big bang” cosmology might even see an intelligent hand guiding it. Here, they have borrowed from science, philosophy, and religion to answer their question. (This is not necessarily a bad thing, as long as they don’t insist this is the ultimate truth regarding the cosmos).

Although analytical eclecticism has its merits in individual cases, it’s my hope that people — particularly religious people — will refrain from using it and instead focus on the explanatory power of paradigms. But what do you think? Do my ideas make sense? Are religious people in the practice of their religion more concerned with understanding than explanation? Am I completely wrong? Is analytical eclecticism a better practice than paradigm building? In any case, I will continue to focus on the explanatory power of theory and leave understanding up to historians and people with access to the state’s nuclear arsenal.

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Contradictions in the Hadith #3: Ablution?

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Ablution, also called Wudu, is Islamic ritualistic purification by washing oneself with water. This must be performed prior to praying or even handling the Quran. Allah apparently can’t hear your prayers if you have a little grit under your fingernails (dirt under the fingernails is literally sin, according to Muhammad). This purification ritual is based on verses in the Quran, but the Quran offers us no guidance about how to wash oneself. Therefore we must look to the Hadith, but unfortunately we get different answers.

The Hadith never explicitly tells us how many times we should perform ablution; rather it teaches us by example, and strangely enough, this contradiction shows up in three consecutive Ahadith.

First, we are told that Muhammad washed himself only once. But then the very next Hadith suggests that Muhammad washed himself twice. If you look to Muhammad for guidance, you might get a little confused. But then the very next Hadith shows Muhammad’s boyfriend, Uthman, one-upping the prophet by washing himself three times and also blowing snot rockets onto the ground and declaring his act the best form of ablution, even better than Muhammad’s.

Ablution is a silly ritual (but not more silly than Eucharist). Even sillier is the Hadith, which can’t give an ultimate answer about how to preform this silly act.

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The best apologist argument criticizing my list of bible contradictions guts the Christian bible

Of all the criticisms I’ve received of my ongoing campaign to expose bible contradictions, one in particular is quite a powerful argument. The argument is essentially this: The bible was originally written as an inerrant document with no contradictions whatsoever. As the bible was translated and revised over the years, human error caused the errancy of the bible to become apparent. The original god-inspired documents — I repeat — are claimed as perfect. And like I said, this is a very powerful argument because I’m basing my contradiction campaign on modern translations and interpretations of the bible (I mostly use the Catholic texts). But, unfortunately for apologists, so powerful is this argument that it essentially guts Christianity. Within the framework of this argument, whatever damage exists to my arguments can be equally applied to the bible.

The claim that the bible was originally a god-inspired inerrant text is an unsupportable claim. We don’t even have the original documents, a fact that is central to the argument criticizing my list of bible contradictions.

The oldest intact copy of the bible is the Codex Sinaiticus, a Greek text that dates to ca. 350 CE. We have much older fragments here and there of various verses, but those too are in Greek or some other translation. Patrick D. Miller, the Charles T. Haley Professor of Old Testament Theology Emeritus at Princeton Theological Seminary, dates the oldest parts of the bible (Deuteronomy) to around the 7th and 8th century BCE. That’s a giant gap — at least 1,000 years from authorship to print. The newest parts of the bible were written between 70 CE and 300 CE. There exists no intact original document (or even anything in the original language) of any book of the bible.

In other words, no one knows what the original texts looked like. Not a single sentence in the entire bible, no matter what version you look at, and no matter how old your copy is, is in its original form. It has suffered from decades, centuries, or even a millennium or more of mistranslation, copy error, and human revision.

To say that these flaws in our current forms of the bible explain why contradictions exist is the same as saying, “Our faith is subject to obvious biblical flaws.” If this is your argument, then you build your faith on texts that you acknowledge do no reflect the inerrant word of god. You acknowledge that you put your faith in a text plagued by human error and that you are literally not following the original meaning of those texts.

This argument razes our modern conceptualization of Christianity, and it also acknowledges that the original conceptualization of Christianity is unknown, lost, and divorced from what is practiced today. In regards to my campaign to expose bible contradictions, I’ll take the hit if it also guts our modern bibles.

(Of course, even if this argument were an adequate criticism of my campaign to expose bible contradictions [it’s not], then I’ve really lost nothing. I’ve always argued the bible is manmade. I’m just exposing primitive man’s inability to coherently compile a document).

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According to statistical analysis god does not exist

In my field statistical analysis is arguably the most demonstrably powerful tool we have. And given our current quality of technology, it’s incredibly easy. There’s almost no math required! All one must do after formulating their research question, collecting data, and coherently determining variables is press a button. Voila! Thank god for SPSS!! (I’m kidding. Thank IBM for SPSS).

Using statistical analysis we can determine correlations between two or more phenomena (variables). Prior to this we’ve looked at the data and come up with a hypothesis. We’ve also come up with a null hypothesis.

In statistics the null hypothesis is the default position. For example, we might hypothesize that female participation in government is negatively correlated with state corruption. Prior to running our analysis, we will also acknowledge the reverse, or the null hypothesis: Female participation in government has no correlation with state corruption. Then we run our regression to determine if our positive hypothesis is demonstrable. If not, we automatically revert back to our default position, the null hypothesis.

We can do this with the existence of god too, but it doesn’t paint a pretty picture for religious folk.

To be fair, however, our research question has to be a little more complicated than merely, “Does god exist?” For example, our research question would have to be something like, “Is prayer positively correlated with the spontaneous regrowth of amputated limbs in humans?” Or “Is attending faith healing seminars positively correlated with the spontaneous healing of terminal cancer?” In either case our null hypotheses would state that there is no correlation. After our regression I’m almost certain we would find no correlation, and our position reverts back to the null hypothesis.

While this doesn’t answer the question of whether or not god exists, it helps to answer any question about god’s involvement with human affairs. Formulate any scientific question for statistical analysis, and we will find that supernatural explanations are always insufficient explanations. If we are constantly reverting back to the null hypothesis, god’s place in human affairs is essentially nonexistent. In statistics we can sufficiently say god does not exist.

Of course, we have to acknowledge the limits of our research. A deist, for example, would almost certainly argue that these questions are outside the scope of the divine because god remains supernatural by not involving him/herself with natural affairs. I’m by no means deist, but this is the route I take. Although I don’t believe in any god, I see no reason to believe that if one exists it meddles with natural phenomena. Therefore, although statistical analysis leaves no room for the existence of god and essentially says, “God doesn’t exist,” and although we will always revert to the null hypothesis in questions relating to god’s existence, we cannot say, “God doesn’t exist,” because statistical analysis can only handle phenomena we can actually observe. And if god exists and remains supernatural, he/she leaves no evidence for us to observe.

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